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God my parents are total fucking retards. My freinds are having a party and stuff. Last time my parents wouldn't let me stay the night. So when I went I couldn't get drunk. (Mainly because my parents aren't supposed to know that there is alcolhol there)


SOOOOOooooo anyways tomarrow is my 22nd birthday and since my 21st birthday sucked i'm going to party. Now I know my parents aren't going to let me stay over so once again I can't get drunk in order to keep under cover.

Or I would have to. Instead i'm just going to say that I will get a ride home and... not ... go ... home.

So yes I will be in trobule when I get home on the 4th. So if i'm not around for a few weeks that is why.

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you are 22

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uber stop mooching off your parents and get a life

otherwise stop complaining about your parents. They are actually letting you live there and possible much more, after all.


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They made you Uber.

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God my parents are total fucking retards.


completely uncalled for.

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lol, uber lives with his parents
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I thought 22 year olds were in college getting their Master's degree.

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I still live with my parents at 22, but thats only cos I live quite close to college.... and they definitely don't mind me getting drunk.


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God my parents are total fucking retards. My freinds are having a party and stuff. Last time my parents wouldn't let me stay the night. So when I went I couldn't get drunk. (Mainly because my parents aren't supposed to know that there is alcolhol there)


SOOOOOooooo anyways tomarrow is my 22nd birthday and since my 21st birthday sucked i'm going to party. Now I know my parents aren't going to let me stay over so once again I can't get drunk in order to keep under cover.

Or I would have to. Instead i'm just going to say that I will get a ride home and... not ... go ... home.

So yes I will be in trobule when I get home on the 4th. So if i'm not around for a few weeks that is why.

lol @ uber's parents

I'm turning 21 and I still live with my parents; because I live close to college as well. <_< They're actually pretty cool with me drinking, just as long as I don't something stupid like drive or knock someone up (WITH MY FISTS ROFLOL)

therefore it's OK for uber to live with his parents at 22
however at 33 that's when we should start laughing at him

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why, because 33x2=66 and 66+3=69?

if so, yes, yes we should

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They made you Uber.
I figured that he had just congened in a gutter somewhere.

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Does his parents live close to- actually, does Uber even GO to college, let alone go to one that his parents "live close to"?

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yes

yes he does Deoxy

However, I wonder if Uber can drive, actually....can you just imagine Uber getting into an automobile-related Uber and posting about it?


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Doh was that stupid.

now im getting a call from my insurance company telling me my insurance is going up lol
what do I do CW?

PS. I managed not to get any bones broken but I had some glass lodged in my arm but the EMTs managed to get it out tho so im fine lol

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I can gather from your response that he does in fact go to college. [Hax!]
Does his parents live "nearby" or no?

That is a very talented impression.

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update I did it and i'm in lots of trouble.

So anyways to put this aside this is how it is.

1. i do go to college. I'm home for the summer. Yeah people go home for 4 months and then go back to school. So i'm not really living at home.

2. I don't have a licence but that isn't because I can't drive. I drive well. but I don't get along with my parents so they just keep me on a tight leash by keeping me from getting a licence. I really need to get it because it's starting to hurt my relationships with my freinds.

3. I did get into a car accident and I posted about it as well. I think kosh mod-a-bused it.

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2. I don't have a licence but that isn't because I can't drive. I drive well. but I don't get along with my parents so they just keep me on a tight leash by keeping me from getting a licence. I really need to get it because it's starting to hurt my relationships with my freinds.

Uber's Friends: Can you drive yet, NOOBer?
Uber: No. Not yet. But my parents might let me soon.
Uber's Friends: NOOBer can't dri-ive! NOOBer can't dri-ive!
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the impression had me laughing

kosheh, if your ban was being boothed, i'd give you a yay.

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That was the oddest worded compliment I've seen in a while

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Ubergeneral wrote:
3. I did get into a car accident and I posted about it as well. I think kosh mod-a-bused it.

i don't remember being Gameshark

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2. I don't have a licence but that isn't because I can't drive. I drive well. but I don't get along with my parents so they just keep me on a tight leash by keeping me from getting a licence. I really need to get it because it's starting to hurt my relationships with my freinds.

ffs kill your parents uber
Tell them that in order to get a good job and in order to get laid but more importantly, move out so they don't have to see you on the computer all the time you need to get a license and if anything they...
well, if you drive well you should go test for a license, genius; the thing is they don't want you going out and wrecking their car causing their insurance to double because like my parents they're probably cheapasses (which is not saying anything about you, your parents seem like mine and well, they're god damn cheap) but for fuck's sake, uber

if your dad wants grandkids he best get your ass into a car so you can get a license


I'm in a chipper mood today because I've got the liberty to drive around, and I ran into a girl who I just happened to have a crush on back in grade school - I've got her number and by the looks of things we'll probably be hanging out next week which can result in the jumpstart of a relationship if I play my cards right [i can do it i can do it i can do it shut up guys have some faith in me ;_;]
and I'm usually an social introvert who sits inside and uses the computer. I'm white as a ghost; ffff I can't believe I'm so pale this summer - but I've got a car which means I've got freedom, and when you have freedom you can get jobs, and women

women, uber

hell if Deoxy was a man she'd be working on a license so she could score ladies
hell she might be doing that now idk you never know lol

fffffff get driving uber or I'm going to have to drive down there and take you to your drivers' tests myself.

I kinda feel bad for you, Uber, as in I sorta share your pain, and I'm being a dick like this because I'm your buddy and I care about you,
but if you had a car...fuck, it changes everything


fuck parties
you could go out and buy alcohol yourself roflol

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I get back at my parents by having illegitamate children.

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you're like 14 and in high school Una

and from GE's assholiness I can kinda determine you're not the type to go out, meet girls, get them drunk, have raping, then run and deny the fact that your manseeds are floating around in her reproductive stew

ALSO: I love how there's like 200 slang words for vagina but not one commonly accepted word for "womb"
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I'm sixteen, but otherwise you're completely right.

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you could always just be a psychological bully and mindfuck the shit out of their boyfriends to the point where they look like total pansies thus causing their girlfriends to leave them because, well, that'll make them feel even more like shit

okay una, you see people like GE tease you because they have low self esteem and if he gets physical it just means he's got the self-esteem of the overweight girl who sits two sits to your left in chemistry class <_<
I know you probably have high self esteem, but sometimes to make it in high school you have to stoop to their level to get anywhere. >_>


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i dunno you seem like such a good mindfuck type. >_>;
Start on conquering GE and then work your way up. <_<

i can't believe I just said all that but I'm sitting here thinking it'd be so fucking awesome if una applied all that annoying to real life and used it against those cool kids in high school so he could gain the upper hand
Besides GE had it coming to him all these years >_>

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he left the school >_>

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GE has left my school and doesn't even live in the same town as me.

IBVG might be able to do it, though. I don't even talk to GE anymore.


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you could always just be a psychological bully and mindfuck the shit out of their boyfriends to the point where they look like total pansies thus causing their girlfriends to leave them because, well, that'll make them feel even more like shit
I could do that, but I don't want to look like more of an asshole than I actually am. In fact, I'm hardly an asshole. I just like to pretend sometimes.

All that needs to be said about me is that I thrive on the following quote.


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Everything can be acquired in solitude. Except sanity.



Not to mention that I'm fixing my fucked up life this year. I could go on and on about my problems, but IBVG would definitely, definitely pass this shit on to the Demented Emu forums, which has a certain classmate who I don't much care for as a member who actually has the potential to ruin my life. He just doesn't know how. But I know how he can. Oh, I know how he can.

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lol the Demented Emu forums

nobody posts there anymore >_>

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Left as in dropped out, or moved?

transferred.

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I wouldn't know about DEF, as I don't even visit. I've kind of moved on. I mean, why would I want to talk to three of the biggest assholes towards me? (This includes Master, pyoung, and the big kahuna himself, Gerbil Eliminator.)

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I could do that, but I don't want to look like more of an asshole than I actually am. In fact, I'm hardly an asshole. I just like to pretend sometimes.

wtf, girls love assholes

I mean look at GS, girls can't resist him

so i heard

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no, you see

Una in real life = Una on the internet

he's that kind of an asshole. >_>

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You mean like an FHQ-esque asshole?

oh dear ._.

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No. BG's just being BG.


I'm the "Today I'm going to act like I'm better than you"/"Today I'm going to mope around like I'm worse than you" type of asshole.

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no, Kosheh summed it up pretty well I think.

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Uber's a rebel.

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Una's new warior in adault world.

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No. That's my buddy, NewMOONSpirit.

I wanted him as my own pet spambot.

I wanted to train him.

But alas, the evil modz keep us apart. He will never become the warior that he so highly wants to become. The adault world is truly missing out.

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