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PostPosted: Thu Jul 26, 2007 6:32 am 
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Oh, hi there!

Well, I don't know why I joined...

But HI!

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I love your avatar. I've been known to play with the king's head.

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Why, thank you kind Unakau.


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Hello Malabar. ^_^ Welcome to CW, and enjoy your stay.

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And what's with all the Bidoofs?
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It's like the members there were assimilated into the Mother Bidoof.


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Oh, it was all part of my brutal honesty. Brutal.

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Uhh... huh.
Oh, goody. AWN's server went kaput, so I guess I'll be bothering people here for a while.


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I remember you Malabar...

But yeah hi.


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Malabar wrote:
And what's with all the Bidoofs?



Well, the tale begins on 3 days before the dreaded day. 3 days days before, what the prophecy states "Koshegeddon" shall occur. This day, it is foretold, is when all of the country of Customwarr will be stricken with a terrible plague. This is also known as Koshnarok, the last day of the Customwarriors. We thought we were prepared, but the prophecy was wrong! 3 days before the foretold battle, he struck! The messenger of the Koshegeddon, the so-called Koshicles, releassed his vile plague upon us. We were scarred for life! These terrible marks on us, oh, what did we do to deserve such torture. The thing merely tanted us. "LOL" he said, "DO A BIBAREL ROLL" He commanded. "Shoop da whoop" He cried. We were powerless. He was one of four Elder Gods, alienating his own people. Now, the only way we can cast of this reminder of the Day of Derfing, is to trek into the forbidden land, Profile and manipulate the Curser onto the Upload Avatar Monolith. I was one of the few who has completed this journey, but when I returned, I was shunned! Shamed by those who still have not healed the Great Koshation. Only a few have survived and were immune to the plague. Some thought they were, my brother for instance, but he too was cut! CUT BY THE BLADE OF THE KOSHUS! He now must live forever with the terrible "Ash-Mark" on his face. Be glad you were birthed into this plane, after the Koshintegration. But make yourself scarce, my child. Be an island unto yourself, for the Kosh still lurks our domain.

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Dan wrote:
I remember you Malabar...

But yeah hi.

Who?


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Dan was known as :coke: on AWN.

And he was banned, for whatever reason.


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Quismod wrote:
Malabar wrote:
And what's with all the Bidoofs?



Well, the tale begins on 3 days before the dreaded day. 3 days days before, what the prophecy states "Koshegeddon" shall occur. This day, it is foretold, is when all of the country of Customwarr will be stricken with a terrible plague. This is also known as Koshnarok, the last day of the Customwarriors. We thought we were prepared, but the prophecy was wrong! 3 days before the foretold battle, he struck! The messenger of the Koshegeddon, the so-called Koshicles, releassed his vile plague upon us. We were scarred for life! These terrible marks on us, oh, what did we do to deserve such torture. The thing merely tanted us. "LOL" he said, "DO A BIBAREL ROLL" He commanded. "Shoop da whoop" He cried. We were powerless. He was one of four Elder Gods, alienating his own people. Now, the only way we can cast of this reminder of the Day of Derfing, is to trek into the forbidden land, Profile and manipulate the Curser onto the Upload Avatar Monolith. I was one of the few who has completed this journey, but when I returned, I was shunned! Shamed by those who still have not healed the Great Koshation. Only a few have survived and were immune to the plague. Some thought they were, my brother for instance, but he too was cut! CUT BY THE BLADE OF THE KOSHUS! He now must live forever with the terrible "Ash-Mark" on his face. Be glad you were birthed into this plane, after the Koshintegration. But make yourself scarce, my child. Be an island unto yourself, for the Kosh still lurks our domain.


Wow.
How long did it take for you to come up with that?


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I have reached Posting Nirvana.

It was posted before I posted it


wooooooooooooooooooooooo




...I don't know, like, 10 min

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Didn't Kirk Kilbane kill himself?

He was Nirvana's guitarist.


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Nirvana: the state of enlightenment, in which the causes of rebirth are eliminated




Not: Some fucking band that played music with a guy who has an ironic name that killed himself.

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G'job.


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Quismod wrote:
Not: Some fucking band that played music with a guy who has an ironic name that killed himself.


one

Nirvana is cooler than you

two

The music they played was cooler than you

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Kurt Cobain is not an ironic name

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Everyone's cooler than me

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I actually like their music. "Fucking" is a compliment

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Dan posted "Kilbane" It was ironic that he killed himself. Cobain isn't ironic.
Cobain is tragic

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Quismod wrote:
"Fucking" is a compliment

Is that how things go here?


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No, I live in Bizarro world.

Also, If fucking would mean "to have sex", then why wouldn't "a band that has sex" be a compliment?


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Point taken.


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That's right. Now let me cut your booger and click your face.

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Okay, that woman is not me.


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So in Bizarro world, that means she is you!


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But this isn't Bizarro World, it's CW.

Right?


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Is that the Bizarro answer or not?


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This isn't going anywhere. I'll just go back to Pottery Barn and sniff the scented candles.


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So in Bizarro world, that means you won't go to Potter Barn and won't sniff the candles

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Bizarro world is only going through his own dreams.

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Hello Malabar. I lurk on AWN and recognize you, but you probably don't know me because I don't post in AWN.

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Oh, my god... I'M BEING WATCHED.


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Hey, I have an idea!

Let's scare him off.

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How we're going to do that? :?

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